About
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it — this site is ridiculous and that's the point. Don't take it seriously. I sure don't.
A Word From Our Anchor
"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
"Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."
— Ron Burgundy, a man who had great hair, which is 70 percent of the job
The Burgundy Philosophy
Sometimes people don't want the truth. They just want the news. And the news is: this site has games, a remote browser, and whatever else I felt like putting on the internet. It's hosted on a free Oracle Cloud VM because I'm cheap, behind nginx because I'm cautious, and guarded by fail2ban because I'm paranoid. The anchorman way.
Jazz Flute Section
This section intentionally left classy. If you'd like to hear jazz flute, please contact your local jazz flute enthusiast. They are not hard to find. They will find you.
You stay classy, internet.